The economy is so bad . . .

Beginning week 3 of my status as a laid-off worker and trying to keep my sense of humor.  I thought you all might enjoy today’s post:

  • The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
  • It’s so bad, I ordered a burger at McDonald’s and the kid behind the counter asked, “Can you afford fries with that?”
  • The economy is so bad that CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.
  • The economy is so bad if the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds,” you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
  • The economy is so bad Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
  • The economy is so bad McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
  • The economy is so bad parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.
  • The economy is so bad a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
  • The economy is so bad Motel Six won’t leave the light on anymore.
  • The economy is so bad the Mafia is laying off judges.
  • The economy is so bad Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
  • The economy is so bad a picture is now only worth 200 words.
  • The economy is so bad the US announced plans to start selling bits of the Statue of Liberty for scrap metal.
  • The economy is so bad they renamed Wall Street “Wal-Mart Street”.
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