A Dog’s Rules

My dog, Moar (pronounced mow-r), is such a sweet guy – except when it rains or storms.  Then he turns into a mini-tornado in the house until we let him out to situate himself flat on the ground with his nose pointed towards the storm and his ears perked forward listening for thunder.  When we finally coax him into the house (for fear he will be electrocuted or hit by hail), he runs from window to window tracking the progress of the storm.  In fact, Moar only stops when he hears his name mentioned on TV.  Yep, Moar is a Gary England fan (for any non-Okies out there, Gary is the News 9 Chief Meteorologist and, in my opinion, one of the most famous and most accurate of meteorologists anywhere) and if Moar could talk he would say that Gary must be a fan of his as well.  During storms Gary has a phrase that he says often “. . .and if we take a look at MOAR. . .”  No, Gary isn’t talking about flashing pictures of my dog up during severe weather, although my dog is cute enough for TV.  Moar – the dog – was named after MOAR – the weather radar.  It made sense at the time since my husband is a storm chaser.  So what does this story have to do with Funny Friday?  Absolutely nothing, but it gave me an excuse to post a picture of my dog on today’s post.

Dog Rules:
1. The dog is not allowed in the house.
2. Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.
3. The dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture.
4. The dog can get on the old furniture only.
5. Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.
6. Okay, the dog is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation.
7. The dog can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but not under the covers.
8. The dog can sleep under the covers by invitation only
9. The dog can sleep under the covers every night.
10. Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the dog.


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